The recent heat in this presidential race brought back memories of one very memorable Saturday Night Live episode from February 20, 1999. Thanks to Bill Murray and his gang for this! While the transcript is funny, this brilliant skit just has to be seen (can't find it on YouTube or other online videos).
Think of John McCain as the drunken maniac in this hilarious episode.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/...
Given that I can't cut n paste the entire transcript, I will showcase parts of it from this link:
[Opens with a very elegant, very uber fashionable apartment. There is a party, everyone is dressed in the latest fashion clothes. 15 guests more or less are around with drinks on their hands. A female guest makes a toast]
Female Guest: I want to take this time and congratulate David on his new spring line.
[some applause]
David: Thank you. Thank you all so much for your support. It really means a lot to me. Ummm, go back to having fun.[laughs]
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Drunk Maniac: YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS!!!
David: I guess somebody doesn't like it.[laughs]
Drunk Maniac:[breaks bottle]I WANT MORE BOOZE!!
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Drunk Maniac: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!!!
[crashing noise, glass breaking]
David: Ok, I want him out of here.
Male Guest: Listen, I think you should know this. His parents were eaten by a bear.
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[Drunken maniac stands beside them]
Drunk Maniac: A BEAR ATE MY PARENTS!!!
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Drunk Maniac: It just wouldn't stop eating them!! It wouldn't stop!![takes a picture from the wall]AAAHHHH!!! A BEAR ATE MY PARENTS!!![Destroys the painting, cries loudly]
David: Shouldn't we take him outside?
Male Guest: Oh, yeah. That's the best treatment for someone whose parents were eaten by a bear. Kick him outside. Where the bears are!
David: I'm very sorry.
[Drunken maniac stops a guest]
Drunk Maniac: I love them and a BEAR ATE THEM!!!!
[Punches the guy in the face, knocks plant over]
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[Drunken maniac is taking a piss in a potted plant]
Drunk Maniac: DA BEAR ATE MY PARENTS!!!
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Drunk Maniac: I WANT TO THROW THIS DAMN COUCH OUT THE WINDOW!!!
David: No, please!
Drunk Maniac: COME ON! LET'S DO IT!!
[Starts lifting the couch and some people help him lift it]
David: Oh, my God! Why are you helping him?
Punched guy: His parents were eaten by a bear!
Female Guest: Good God, David! I'll pay for your precious couch if you want! It's no big deal.
Drunk Maniac: NO MORE BEARS!!
[With a little help from his friends he throws the couch out the window, falling down whistle, crashing below sounds]
Drunk Maniac: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! A BEAR ATE MY PARENTS!![He's hugged by male guest]
Male Guest: Oh, let it out. Let it all out!
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There you have it!
John McCain: I'M A POW!!!!
[McCain slanders Obama]
David: John, what happened to your integrity? Why are you sinking to Rove's level?
John McCain: I'M A POW!!!
[McCain calls his wife a cunt and offers her up as a Buffalo Chip]
David: Where's your respect for your wife?
MSM Pundits: John McCain was a POW. Don't you understand that, David? Just let him be. He's a great guy!
John McCain: I'M A POW!!!
[McCain can't remember how many houses he owns]
David: John, you really are out of touch with the public. How do you expect us to believe in you as an effective and thorough president who looks out for his country?
McCain's buddies: John McCain was a POW. Leave him alone!
John McCain: I'M A POW!!!
[John McCain goes berserk on the pulpit and swears like the devil on camera]
John McCain: AHHH!!!! AHHH!!! I'M A POW!!!