Hillary Voters, here are three great reasons why you stay strong - and vote for John McCain!
1. By helping elect John McCain, you'll help bring back illegal, unsafe abortions! At least 2 Supreme Court judges will retire in the next 4 years - and John McCain has already pledged to nominate nothing but anti Roe v. Wade Judges! If you're thinking a Democratic congress will be able to fight it, think again! This is your chance to help erase 40 years of forward thinking and reproductive rights - forever! The great job that George Bush began is something John McCain can finish, with your help!
2. By helping elect John McCain, you'll help keep the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy and big business - and even push through a few more! Since President McCain will be unable to reduce any of our massive spending programs, you'll be helping to drive our deficit up even further - ensuring that the Chinese and Russians will own even more of the paper on this country than they do now! Think of how well that'll work out - on a variety of issues like human rights and re-annexing Eastern Europe!.
3. By helping elect John McCain, you'll give this country a chance to keep fighting in Iraq for at least 4 more years! Since the nightly news tells us the war is actually already over (we won!) - and heck, nobody in your family is currently in Iraq, what's the downside? There is none! That ten billion a month price tag might feel a little ugly, but it's still be worth it when you consider that you'll be helping Hillary in 2012 by providing her with big issues like trillions in debt and an unjust dumb war still being fought for no reason!
Over all, voting for McCain in 2008 is your big chance to make a bold statement: if you can't get exactly what you want, you don't care what happens to the people of this country!
Remember Ralph Nader in 2000? How he grabbed just enough votes from Al Gore to help Bush win? Ralph wasn't out to win - he was out to change the way our system works! Well, having Bush for 8 years sure changed how our system works! Hillary voters, here's your chance to do it again - by stepping into that polling booth and voting for John McCain for president!