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Recently declassified phone call between Governor Sarah Palin and NORAD.

April 23, 2007  21.41 GMT

Palin- Oh Shoot. Ya See That Todd?


Palin- I'm tellin' ya, that's the Putin again.


Palin- Well, where the hell do ya think they go when they are invading, uh, the US airspace. Alaska, that's right...

NORAD- This is NORAD, Can You first give me your name and social security number.

Palin- Oh, hiya. This is Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska. My social security number is REDACTED

NORAD- Hello Mrs. Palin, how may we assist you today?

Palin- Well, uh, there are the Russians flying over Alaska. I think they are coming over the narrow maritime border...


Palin- Sweety, I'm on the phone with Norad right now... no I don't know where you put your diaphragm.

Palin- Hello, you still there?

NORAD- I'm going to have to transfer you to our Air Space Violation Dept. One moment please...

Palin- You betcha

NORAD RECORDING- Putin Rearing his head again? UFO's invading our sovereign airspace. Canadian Bounties getting a little too frisky...

NORAD- Hello, NORAD Airspace Violation Desk...

Palin- Hiya, this is Governor Palin of Alaska.

NORAD- Oh, it's you. What now Governor Palin?

Palin- It's the Putin Again. He's flying over our airspace.

NORAD- Are you sure its not the northern lights

Palin- Oh, no it's not the northern lights. Not like last time. No, no...

NORAD- Are you sure its not a seagull?

Palin- Oh, no, haven't seen too many of them around since the Valdeez spill...

NORAD- OK. We'll send someone over to check it out.

Palin- Great. Thanks.


Originally posted to cc99999 on Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 06:28 PM PDT.

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