Recently declassified phone call between Governor Sarah Palin and NORAD.
April 23, 2007 21.41 GMT
Palin- Oh Shoot. Ya See That Todd?
(Inaudable)
Palin- I'm tellin' ya, that's the Putin again.
(Inaudable)
Palin- Well, where the hell do ya think they go when they are invading, uh, the US airspace. Alaska, that's right...
NORAD- This is NORAD, Can You first give me your name and social security number.
Palin- Oh, hiya. This is Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska. My social security number is REDACTED
NORAD- Hello Mrs. Palin, how may we assist you today?
Palin- Well, uh, there are the Russians flying over Alaska. I think they are coming over the narrow maritime border...
(Inaudable)
Palin- Sweety, I'm on the phone with Norad right now... no I don't know where you put your diaphragm.
Palin- Hello, you still there?
NORAD- I'm going to have to transfer you to our Air Space Violation Dept. One moment please...
Palin- You betcha
NORAD RECORDING- Putin Rearing his head again? UFO's invading our sovereign airspace. Canadian Bounties getting a little too frisky...
NORAD- Hello, NORAD Airspace Violation Desk...
Palin- Hiya, this is Governor Palin of Alaska.
NORAD- Oh, it's you. What now Governor Palin?
Palin- It's the Putin Again. He's flying over our airspace.
NORAD- Are you sure its not the northern lights
Palin- Oh, no it's not the northern lights. Not like last time. No, no...
NORAD- Are you sure its not a seagull?
Palin- Oh, no, haven't seen too many of them around since the Valdeez spill...
NORAD- OK. We'll send someone over to check it out.
Palin- Great. Thanks.
(END)