Thursday’s vice-presidential debate will be remembered by history as the day Hillary Clinton embarrassed women across America by hiding her extensive foreign and domestic violence with beauty contestant-style answers.
Hillary Clinton launched the debate by asking her opponent if she can call him "Joey-boy." Each time her opponent started to speak, Hillary would start a ‘Maverick" cheer by yelling, "Give me an M, Give me an A, give me a V ..."
Once Hillary’s handlers crawled on stage and pulled the pom-poms out of her hands, Hillary’s frenetic persona was replaced by a small-town persona that called herself, "JoAnn Six-Pack." Approximately an hour into the debate, Hillary announced she didn’t plan to answer the moderator’s questions anymore. Hillary’s behavior (not to mention her incessant winking at the camera) was so out of character for a qualified U.S. vice presidential candidate that Gwen Ifill finally interrupted the debate to stand up, walk on stage and check Hillary’s forehead for a temperature.
Perplexed pundits were so shocked by Hillary’s many errors and overstatements, such as saying Vice President Cheney had too little power, that the members of the Presidential Debate Commission sent out Hillary’s water to check to see if it had been spiked. But Hillary’s persona resonated with her base, reminding them that she was "one of them."
One smitten columnist even wrote,
"I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Hillary Clinton dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, ‘Hey, I think she just winked at me.’ And her smile. By the end, when Hillary clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, Hillary's got it.
Yeah, right. If Hillary Clinton tried one wink, tried one call-out to an elementary school class, or replaced one current General's name with a Civil War General's name - the media would have eaten her for breakfast.