To: Steve Schmidt
From: The Framers of the Constitution
If you will forgive Senator Obama for living a life of service filled with good, clean hard work and family values we will try to forgive your campaign for:
- A presidential candidate that cannot TRULY / ABSOLUTELY prove he was born in the US or on a US army base.
- A VP candidate who, as recently as this year filmed a "Welcome Video" for the Alaskan Independence Party. A party which advocates secession from the Union.
There is a precedent sir, written in blood, for classifying secessionists as traitors.
Your ticket has, at its top, a person who cannot prove he meets the meager requirements to run for president, and at the bottom a candidate who clearly meets the requirement for impeachment due to treason.
We would never be so crass as to imply that you are aiding and/or abetting treason. Such statements do not befit gentlemen. Especially as they might further imply that, as a traitor to your nation, you should be hung by the neck until dead.
Such talk is knavery and has no place in a free republic, thus we will not speak of it here.
The offer stands. Simply forgive us for our actual defense of the constitution and we will forgive you and your party's contemptible, vile, greedy and violent charades which blaspheme everything for which our forefathers fought and died.
With due respect,
America