Professor: Creativity, knowledge, passion.
Skipper: Experience, charm, grit.
Wrong-Way: Kooky and lost.
The ShipWreck: Not built for the storm.
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Tomorrow's debate will show once and for all that the Right is more interested in casting dispersions and keeping us on this island than finding solutions to the mess.
The problem is that once McCain brings up Ayers and other fables, the media will begin their mouth-breathing once again and forget that the future of our country is on the line.
Just like Wrongway Feldman sabatoging his own plane rather than helping to rescue the castaways and himself, John McCain will again let the jackals running his campaign have their way.
Luckily for us, it's a new year, and at least half of America is finally waking up.