You can't believe it! And yet
It's so good you just want to know it's true.
Joe the Plumber is the secret father of Eric Cartman!
He killed Kenny!
Or is he the secret father of Trig Palin, and will soon teach his son how to shoot wolves from choppers?
More below the fold.
Joe the Plumber is the son of one T.J. Wurzelbacher (also spelled Wurzenbleimer or Waldheim, possible connection to Kurt) of Rahway, New Jersey, who once spoke to Dick Cheney at a campaign rally in East Lansing, Michigan.
Joe the Plumber is the secret lover of Oprah.
Joe the Plumber is the other man in the John Edwards love quadrangle.
Joe the Plumber looks suspiciously like my brother in law, T.L. Wursenheimer, whose name sounds suspiciously like someone who went to Wasilla, Alaska, in 1905.
According to the latest reports.
I would love to hear some more theories about Joe the Plumber.
UPDATED! Now with new less-offensive title! And extra Vitamin J!