Suggestions to help the markets:
- Would the Prez please just shut up? Every time he opens his yapper something bad happens to the market. I know this bad yap effect has been going on for 8 years but... it's still serious.
- Would Hank Paulson please stop telling us that we have to pay out trillions immediately, due to critically urgent emergencies, then say that whatever he finally decides to do, if anything, will take months and months to do, and longer to have an effect?
- Would "Helicopter Ben" Bernanke please stop trying to frighten everyone, including himself, at every opportunity. Maybe he could even eke out a tiny smile once in awhile? OK, never mind.
- Would everyone else please consider that when the doodoo is hitting the fan, we should at least consider inferring the Rulers' otherwise opaque intentions from results. After all, a pillar of Neocon strategy for years has been to bankrupt the government in order to just kill it off.
- Would the Neocons also please applaud the great success of Osama Bin Laden, who has long espoused the same strategy, to achieve the same objective?