I'm sure many think Obama is probably the better candidate but have you thought about the advantages of a McCain presidency? I came up with a list...
- We get to invade Iran and as a result, undoubtedly learn to properly pronounce "Ahmadinejad"
- We won't have four years of frothing conservative commentators on the news with a protruding vein in their forheads.
- With gas prices approaching $14/gallon, you'll get much needed exercise because the only way you can afford to get to work is via bicycle.
- North Korea will gain favored trade status while France will be subject to sanctions, resulting in cheaper Kimchi and cigarette prices.
- So many children will "not be left behind" that they'll actually lap the ones "left behind" and end up ahead!
- Waterboarding will now be covered under your healthcare plan with NO DEDUCTIBLE!
- Abandoned drilling rig across the street from your house makes excellent monkey bars for your children to play on.
- NSA will offer a 1-800 number you can call to check your messages, phone, e-mail, or credit card receipts and whereabouts of spouse or friends.
- Polar Bear turns out to be a lot warmer and more comfortable than leather or suede.
- No impeachment proceeding against Barak for removing the tag off the mattress in the Lincoln bedroom.
Taken from my site and and posted here with permission: http://bsalert.com/...