i wuz readin dkos 2day to find out wut ppl were crying about and who lost there job and whoz prnts died n i saw grnny dc's diary and i wzu all like f'real granny!
srsly guys i want sum graphs and links n shit. u no when u read stg n ur all like "o rly?" and the other guys just like "ya rly" n ur thnkin "no wai, let's see sum proof, bro!" damn right granny i want sum figures u no how we roll!
liek, moar links/xprt analysis, plz. like i no ur momz wuz totally hot til she got cancer or w/e but that shit's a downer. how bout electing sum dems, srsly. ne way i'm going to the stripes show 2night ne1 want to come w/? prolly won't sell out so no worries.