As you have no doubt heard from Bill Orally, dailykos is a hotbed of liberal hatred. But if you want to experience real hatred, you need to do what I've been doing:
Calling Obama Volunteers
This isn't a job that they give to the faint of heart. I'm part of an elite 16,614 member National Call Team; handpicked by Nikki Sutton for our grit, determination, and ability to take abuse that would drive lesser mortals mad.
Even then, it's not always enough. In fact, I'm not ashamed to say that after some calls, I've been reduced to open weeping.
The calls tend to fall into a few main categories:
Excuses
As we all know, Liberals blame everybody but themselves for their behavior. Here are some of the excuses I've received for why they can't make more calls.
I'm dog tired from a whole weekend of canvassing.
She was making calls, but she's in the hospital. Can I make calls?
I'm actually a volunteer coordinator. I was just testing the Neighbor to Neighbor system back when they were first developing it.
I'm the president of the Obama group at my college.
I'm in China right now, but I've been giving money every week.
I switched to making calls at my local Obama field office.
I'm in New Jersey right now visiting my grandchildren, but will try to make some calls when I get home.
I mean really! When are these people going to start accepting responsibility for their own actions?
Telling others what to do
Liberals are notorious for telling others how to live their own lives. Examples include:
Keep up the good work.
Keep making calls.
Don't give up.
I've also heard threats like "we're going to win this thing" and "we're going to make this happen." It's freakin' scary.
Asking nosy and intrusive questions
Liberals always butt their head into other people's business. I get questions like:
How's it going in Minnesota?
Do you think Al Franken can win?
How are your calls going?
Do you know where I can volunteer to drive people to the polls?
What do I look like, the Yellow Pages?
Yes, the depths of liberal hatred truly know no bounds. I now see what all the conservative pundits have been worried about.