Hey! Lookee what I 'found' in my in-box ;-) via the tubes! The headline of the diary is what was written as the headline of the email.
Gee, I wonder if any of my friends or family of the winger persuasion (especially in CA or AZ) got this IN THEIR EMAIL too? It sure is weird!
;-)
And so the 'email' continued....
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Vote "YES!" on Proposition AG!
Proposition AG is what our country needs now more than ever. With so many Americans being led astray on so many different paths, we need strong laws to preserve our traditional way of life and ensure that everybody is doing their share in the fight!
Proposition AG Will:
*Require all school age children to carry God's Word, the Holy Bible, with them every day. This is how we will protect them from The Deceiver’s influence.
*Require all adults to attend church once a week minimum and 1 hour of bible study per week.
*Require all adults to wear a special, AG-American flag lapel pin every day on their clothes or uniform so it is visible to others.
*Ban alcohol from the United States entirely, in all forms, for any purpose whatsoever. Nothing good ever comes from it anyway! Drugs are drugs, drugs are bad!
*Ban all tobacco products from the United States entirely. These habits are unhealthy for our children to see, which they mimic and is how they learn them. We must protect them from this drug abuse!
*Holds all parents accountable for how they raise their children and makes them responsible for life for any and all liabilities to another person, business or the Government of the United States, resulting from their actions.
*Will phase-in the closing of all unhealthy, "fast-food" establishments, based on the relative success of Americans who voluntarily stop patronizing such places and cross-compared with the average ideal weight/height ratio for each individual. This data will be incorporated into the future Census and individual tax returns. The diabetes rates for our children have doubled in the past 4 years and we must protect their health and our wallets! We cannot afford so many ill, over weight people, too comfortable with letting the rest of us pick-up the tab for their bad behavior and un-Godly habits.
*Shuts down any and all forms of Gambling, casinos and lotteries in the United States, its territories and prohibits any off-shore betting, gaming and gambling on events, sporting or otherwise, occurring inside the U.S.
Every day our children are being taught and influenced by people who are setting a bad example in their personal habits and appearance - it has to stop!
*Will implement strong laws and penalties, including fines and jail time for all rule-breakers, people who are overweight, smoke, drink, gossip, lie, exhibit selfishness, arrogance, mentally abuse their family members, are mean or rude to others, are greedy, curse in public places, wear skimpy clothing, watch too much television and more!
I know you agree with me that PRESERVING OUR TRADITIONAL WAY OF LIFE is the most important priority that we have in this election and PROTECTING OUR CHILDREN is the most important priority in life!
I know that as a TRADITIONAL VALUES VOTER, FAITH-BASED BELIEVER, you agree that it is our solemn duty to apply justice, civil rights, morality and honesty, across the board, in an even, fair, comprehensive manner. That's why the architects and good civic shepherds, of this measure have crafted Proposition AG - Abolish Gluttony, so carefully.
In order to protect the TRADITIONAL DEFINITION of MY LIFE, everything in your personal life must be made to conform to it and your habits must be prevented from affecting this definition in any manner.
As an example, after measure AG passes, you cannot be divorced after marriage for any reason, ever, because God says marriage is forever and then my wife might get ideas that could endanger and undermine OUR traditional marriage. Think about it - divorce could be taught in our schools - to 10 year-olds!
Vote "YES!" on Proposition AG!
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Stop the gluttony! It’s what God would want you to do.
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(Watch for our upcoming constitutional amendment to ban Muslim and other non-Christians from holding public office!)
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(and so the 'email' ended)
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To the three couples, whom I know that wed in the past week....
Congratulations!
And to the countless others that have done so!