Last time we have to hear this crap.
Joe Lieberman is here who courageously crossed party lines (after being unceremoniously dumped by Democrats in Connecticut - what courage!)
"It's great, we have Joe Lieberman, and Joe the Plumber" I'm sure Joe the Lieberman appreciates being mentioned in the same breath as Joe the Plumber. Thanks John, high praise indeed. "And then there's Joe the Biden - well 2 out of 3 ain't bad" Crickets. They still haven't caught on that negative crap like that doesn't work.
Here's an anecdote that no sane politician would ever tell unless he was in front of a crowd of multimillionaires with no media access:
My mother is here. She is old. Really fucking old. She went to Paris a couple of years ago (must have been over 90 even then). They wouldn't rent her a car because they said she was too old. So she bought one! The crowd cheers, because hey, even though some of us are so poor we use both sides of the toilet paper, we totally identify with people so fucking rich that cars are disposable.
Shout out to the military
Mentioned Sarah Palin then goes into the First Dude. Todd is a champion snowmobile racer (it's called a snow machine, dammit, hasn't McCain been paying attention?) He once broke his arm with 25 miles to go and still won the race. So I think he will be able to handle himself in Washington.
Do you see what he did there? You may not understand logic but this is the syllogism:
Washington is a tough place.
Todd Palin can ride a snow machine with a broken arm and is therefore tough.
Todd Palin will do well in Washington.
Wow. It's amazing these people are 10 points behind in the polls.
Drill baby drill.
I'm not Miss Congeniality.
Fight!
Fight to change the country!
Fight to fix the mess made by myself and my BFF GWB the last 8 years.
Fight for your right to party!
Get up and fight!
Let's go win this election! God bless you. God bless the United States of America.
Stolen closing music: Whitesnakes's "Here I Go Again On My Own". Maverically delicious. To watch certifiably insane but super hot Tawny Kitaen writhe around in the classic music video to occupy yourself until the polls start closing, click here:
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Get out and vote if you haven't already, I can't listen to that douchebag for the next 4 years.