This will be the 3rd and final set of random odd questions pulled from the batch submitted to the first edition of "Open For Questions" at www.change.gov.
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Ah, the internet. Where people will always maintain a high level of discourse when left to their own unmoderated devices... right?
Right?
Right.
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The transition team feels your pain, polly, and also envies it a little bit. Because in Chicago, everybody knew. The overwhelming response to Blago's arrest among his constituents was not "I say, what?!" - it was "Finally!"
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I've heard of the "nanny state," but this is ridiculous!
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The President-elect is delighted that you want him to be a vector for communicable jollies, but he has a wife and kids.
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After reading questions like this one, yes.
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On the White House, no. But we have reserved space for it on the wall of one of the guest bathrooms.
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Don't be hating a brother just because he's smokin'.
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The President-elect sees wat u did there.
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The President-elect is delighted that you want him to contort with you on a mat, but he has a wife and kids.
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The President Elect was not aware that this was a cause for concern. Would you consider going into a little bit more detail about the tendency of transgendered births in the Department of Emergency Services/Department of Education and Science/Diethylstilbestrol/Division of Earth Sciences/Draft European Standard/Dissociative Experience Scale/Data Entry Sheet/Destination End System/Data Element Standardization/Division of Economic Support/Dysequilibrium Syndrome/Diabetes Education Society/Dental Equipment Sets?
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The transition team is willing to negotiate a trade: the word "tsar" for half your commas.
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Word of advice: don't mention fermented theses to Mr. Emanuel. He might creatively misunderstand you.