And you're not being helpful if you say don't come to DC.
We can't get a flight. We're hoping to see the Obama train either in Philly or Baltimore. We're coming by automobile.
My buddy Tony and I just decided to become part of the celebration. We're driving down from the Toronto area for the weekend before the Inauguration. We want to see some sights, meet some people, eat some food, drink some drinks, soak in a big tub of Hope, buy a few souvenirs and say we were part of the whole thing, even if we don't have tickets to the ball. He's got a cousin in Philly. I've got a cousin in Baltimore. Our wives refuse to take part in this madness. We're like Bob and Buh-Buh-Buh-Bing off on the road to the Inaugural. None of the relatives know we might end up on their doorstep.
Have pity on a couple of naive kossacks. Help us out with some advice on what to see and do. Places to go. What to see and do.
We've got a van and we'll sleep in it if needed.
* Sort of.
We're looking for swag.
We want to meet some progressive minded Americans.
Patriotic Americans.
And we don't want to have any trouble with security.
Thanks, your friends to the North.
We don't really look like this.