Pssssst ... did you hear the latest?
Caroline said that she was all like ... David, I'm SO not down with how you dissed me. All the wishy-washy playing hard to get. First you like me, then you don't. First you're bragging about taking me, then you're pretending you never asked me.
Forget the prom! Just forget it! I wouldn't be an appointed senator if you were the last governor on earth!
(Head toss. Foot stomp. Exit stage left.)