It's Breaking and it's true Kossacks, not only does Punxsutawney Phil predict six more miserable weeks of winter but...Always the buttt..But, it seems that Phil has a bit of a Tax Problem...
Ah quit picking on Phil...he's sooo damn cute..
Two bits of bad news out of Punxsutawney today..
1] Phil predicts six more weeks of winter and
2] Seems that Phil has a slight Tax Problem
It's Ground Hog Day
As Phil emerged from his warm, cozy den this morning the IRS was on hand to present Phil with a tax citation...The IRS contends that Phil collected revenues that he did not report as a consultant for the movie Ground Hog Day...!
Bill Murray, when asked for a response was disbelieving...! I have never met a more honest, courteous, kind, loyal, obedient, forthright and sincere Gound Hog than Phil in my life and I dont believe it was done intentionally..I love that lil rodent..Tears were seen to be streaming down Bills face as he spoke to the press..Yes, Bill was on his golf cart on the way to...
The question seems to be now will Phil be allowed to stay on as resident Weather Prognosticating Ground Hog or will he be evicted from his Home Den and banished back into the dark, cold, uncaring Punxsutawney woods where he could be considered Fair Game...!
Phil has scheduled a press conference for tomorrow to answer all charges..
Can we, must we save Phil..? Yea or Nay...Up or Down
I got you BabeI got you BabeI got you BabeI got you Babe..