As encouraged by a comment left in my last entry, I will venture in the very bowels of the beast. I added the FOX News website to my blogroll and will be monitoring it for material to write about.I see it as an orchard ripe with juicy antagonism. Nothing gets me more fired up then those highly paid, fast-talking hypocrites. Today I will pick on our old friend Sean Hannity. He had two little segments about Obama that, to me, reveal his inner lust for the President's attention.
If you clicked on the links in the proper order you will read a story about how Sean Hannity wants to have a beer with Obama. Then if you watch the video there is part where a woman at a Town Hall Meeting asks Obama about Hannity's offer. Obama's answer comes off like a hesitant "maybe...". I am sure Mr' Hannity would LOVE to believe that our fine President is actually intimidated by him. When Hannity interviews the woman who asked Obama the question during the Town Hall Meeting, she proceeds to go on about how its important for the opposition to ask him TOUGH questions. So when she has the chance, she asks him if he would take up Hannity's offer for a beer. That doesn't sound like such a tough question to me!
After thinking about it for a bit, I think I figured out why Obama is so hesitant. After his enormously successful campaign against McCain and taking on his Republican foes in the Senate for the stimulus bill, why would he be intimidated by Sean Hannity? I'll tell you why, He's annoying as SHIT! Have you ever seen his show? What a waste of thirty minutes! Or maybe its an hour, I don't know because I can't sit through a whole episode! I don't blame Obama for avoiding such an engagement. Even if he pays for the beer you would still have to hang out with him! How bad would that suck. The worst part is that he offered Budweiser! You better offer something better than the King of Beers to force me to hang out with that guy.
After that segment, Hannity sneakily threw in a piece about people that are in love with Obama. I'm sorry Hannity, but your offer to have beer with Obama sounds more like you need a date for Valentines!
Ok if that wasn't disgusting enough, I just ate a bunch of Mexican food then read reader comments on the FOX News Website.
...and that ladies and gentlemen, is how you make your stomach churn!