A very short time ago, in a country veryveryvery closeby...
STAR WARS: EPISODE IV
A New Hope (for the Democratic Party)
It is a period of civil war. Democratic spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Republican Party. During the battle, Democratic spies managed to steal secret plans to the Republican’s ultimate weapon, FOX NEWS, a biased news station with enough power to destroy an entire party. Pursued by the Republican’s sinister agents, Princess Hillary Clinton races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save the American people and restore freedom to the planet...
The awesome country of Mexico emerges from a total
eclipse, her two moons glowing against the darkness. A tiny
silver spacecraft, a Democratic Blockade Runner firing lasers from
the back of the ship, races through space. It is pursed by a
giant Republican Stardestroyer. Hundreds of deadly laserbolts
streak from the Republican Stardestroyer, causing the main solar
fin of the Democratic craft to disintegrate.
INTERIOR: DEMOCRATIC BLOCKADE RUNNER -- MAIN PASSAGEWAY.
An explosion rocks the ship as two robots, Rahm2-D2
and C3-Pelosi struggle to make their way through the
shaking, bouncing passageway. Both robots are old and battered.
Another blast shakes them as they struggle along their way.
C3-Pelosi: Did you hear that? They've shut down the Daily Kos.
We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!
Democratic troopers rush past the robots and take up positions
in the main passageway. They aim their weapons toward the door.
C3-Pelosi: We're doomed!
Rahm2-D2 unit makes a series of electronic sounds that
only another robot could understand.
C3-Pelosi: There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
Rahm2-D2 continues making beeping sounds. Tension mounts as
loud metallic latches clank and the scream of heavy equipment
are heard moving around the outside hull of the ship.
C-3Pelosi: What's that?
EXTERIOR: SPACECRAFT IN SPACE.
The Republican craft has easily overtaken the Democratic Blockade
Runner. The smaller Democratic ship is being drawn into the
underside dock of the giant Republican starship.
INTERIOR: REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER.
The nervous Democratic troopers aim their weapons. Suddenly a
tremendous blast opens up a hole in the main passageway and a
score of fearsome armored spacesuited Sean Hannity-stormtroopers make their way into the smoke-filled corridor.
In a few minutes the entire passageway is ablaze with fillabustering.
The deadly bolts ricochet in wild random patterns creating
huge explosions. Hannitytroopers scatter and duck behind storage
lockers. Laserbolts hit several Democratic soldiers who scream and
stagger through the smoke, holding shattered arms and faces.
An explosion hits near the robots.
(TO BE CONTINUED....if I brewed up a big enough of a storm, that is...)
::UPDATE::MARCH 4 2009::
Sorry to any subscribers, I have been preoccupied and unable to edit and post Part II.
I will hopefully have it up within in the week, possibly by Sunday.
::UPDATE::MARCH 7 2009::
I apologize to all of my subscribers but do to personal reasons I have decided to put off the next installment of this series indefinitely. I WILL at some point post Part II, but not anytime soon. Once again, I apologize if you were enjoying this, I just won't have the time for a while.