You remember that MC Hammer ad, the one where they carry his stuff out of his mansion and haul away his Lamborghini....
You remember that MC Hammer ad, the one where they carry his stuff out of his mansion and haul away his Lamborghini. Let's do that to every corporate crook in America. We drive in like we own the place (because in Bailout-Bastard cases we do own the place), and take their stuff. All of it. Just like that, while they gawk and sputter. When we're done, we leave 'em standing in their ex-yard with cabfare to the nearest bus station. In their underwear.
We do this to guys like Bernie Madoff. And Richard Fuld. You know Richard Fuld. He's that disgraced Lehman Brothers CEO, the guy with the $13,000 wastebasket. Let's go get that wastebasket. We'll sell it and give the money to an animal shelter. We do this to one after another of these guys, all the way down the whole miserable list of them.
We broadcast every drive-up and haul-off on live pay-per-view TV. Like some major sporting event, because that's what it'll be. The money goes toward paying down the national debt and helping America out of the hole these idiots put us in. Corporate crooks are Republicans and won't mind us taking their stuff, because helping America is patriotic and Republicans are patriots. It's perfect! Best of all, we get a big laugh watching it on TV. That's very important. It's time corporate crooks do some weeping and the rest of America does some laughing. It's been the other way around for way too friggin' long.