I must give President Obama cred for keeping a straight face yesterday.
Here is some questions i picked up from yesterdays press meeting with Obama:
Jennifer Loven, AP:
"About this regulatory thingy. I speak for the people and we don't like government. Government is the problem. Unregulated Wall Street might have destroyed our economy but i have learned nothing from that."
Chuck Todd:
"Uhmm we are in war..economy..war on economy?..uhmm im confused and might be living in a bubble but i feel that the public are getting a free ride in this economic war, i wanna see some sacrifices! It sounds cool to call for sacrifices!"
Jake Tapper:
"Workings on the budget might just have started but will you sign it? Yes or no!?"
Chip Reid:
"Me and the republican party discovered something called "deficit" and "debt" when you came to office. Fix it right now sucker! Why do you hate the next generation?"
Ed Henry:
"I want to form a mob with Jake and Chip. You have already answered the question but thats not the point. We want to ask it again and again to create a perception that you are "hit" by critisism. Why do you hate your daughters and want to enslave them with debt? Wow im such a "tough" and "hardhitting" reporter! Uhmm tell me exactly why you didnt show outrage that day instead of the next day! .... Grrr why are people laughing at me? CNN help me out my ego is hurting so! Obama is being bad to me!"
Major Garrett, Fox News:
"I love to say "communist" and "socialist" even if it doesnt make sence. Btw will you start up this New World Order conspiracy that Glen Beck keeps harping about?"