This would be a tough call; drive an ice-pick into your ear or attend this reunion:
Condoleezza Rice will be there. So will Karen Hughes and Dan Bartlett and Michael Gerson. And George W. Bush himself.
The old gang is getting back together next week in Dallas for a reunion of sorts, the Bush team’s first since leaving the White House. On tap is a dinner with the former president and a day-long discussion of the future George W. Bush Policy Institute. [...]
Not coming to next week’s session is former Vice President Dick Cheney ...
On the bright side, without Cheney in attendance, you wouldn't get shot in the face.