The dust hasn't even settled from the lackluster "Tea Party" protest and the wingnuts have already begun organizing their next attempt to make their wee little voices heard. This one seems to have an anti-environment, anti-vegetarianism theme.
"I'm so sick and tired of all this so-called "green" talk. These environmentalists just don't have a clue. I mean, I'm not interested in green. I just hate green and I was thinking, I hate vegetables and they're green. I hate environmentalists and they like green. Let's get together and make an anti-green statement." Said Jeremy Felcher, protest organizer.
"While we're at it we're going to protest all these panty-waist salad eating liberals. All these vegetarians and PETA members. We're red meat eating masculine conservatives. Even my wife. We're going to stand together and say that proudly. What were going to do is this: we're going to toss salads. We're going to organize a nationwide salad toss. We'll be tossing salads right out there in the street. We'll do it in shopping malls and in city parks. We're making a statement here. We're proud of who we are and how we live and we're going show the world."
Felcher goes on to explain that organizers will be soliciting salad tossers in several media including in classified ads and on Craig's List. They claim that there will even be volunteers on street corners in metropolitan areas around the nation signing people up.
How are the nation's conservative leaders reacting to this latest movement?
"They'll be tossing salads. I can't tell you how excited this idea makes me, folks."
-Rush Limbaugh
"This sounds like an idea I can really get behind."
-Sean Hannity
"Oh, Jesus."
-Michael Steele