OK, its been almost 100 days. As a member of the Executive Branch, I am under certain restrictions to my speech which I am fine with. I have held my tongue so that no one could say I was not in compliance. Now enough time has passed that there can be no doubt that while I may have THOUGHT these things I did not EXPRESS them during the last administration and I have only accepted restrictions on my speech, not thought.
New Rules:
If your name now or ever has ended in Bush or Cheney SHUT UP! You have done enough damage to this nation so just shut up and go away. Ill make you a deal - you shut up and we wont file criminal charges against you. Hell even Nixon had the decency to shut up for a decade and all he did was some B&E.
American Idol is stupid. Replace it with a new show - American Torture. Really, its the same thing. But instead of singers, we put ANYONE who doesnt think waterboarding is torture on TV and let them try it. Lets start with the entire Cheney family, the lawyers, Gonzo and then move on to members of Congress. After that your pesky neighbor with the "Palin '12" bumper sticker can get up there. And instead of giving prize money, members of the public can bid on eBay for the right to come on TV and tip the board and pour the water. Money will be distributed to the needy in NOLA.
I cant wait for the "walling" episode.
Anyone pro war needs to deploy immediately. The Army will take you up to 42. If you are older than that, go volunteer at the VA.
Things Republicans dont get to express an opinion on until 2012:
The economy
"Market Forces"
Regulation
"Free Market"
Foreign Policy
Education
The Troops
Values
We tried it your way with all those things. Now shut up until someone else manages to screw it up more than you did.
People who dont get to say a thing about "values" -
Newt - cheater
Rush - doper
Rove - traitor
How many wives? How many arrests? How many lives? Yeah, shut up. Want to argue? OK, how about I waterboard you until you confess to being all those things? Personally I prefer the sleep depravation because the long term damage is worse. How about you pick the "effective method" and I will implement.
Republicans can start lecturing on family values when Grandma Palin gets her daughters "baby daddy" to the alter.
Democrats stop going on Fox. Just stop. You make beaten wives look rational. Unless you are going to go on there and make Rahm look calm and reasonable, STAY AWAY. You wouldn't speak at the RNC (Shut up Lieberman, you are not a Democrat!) so dont go to their network.
Soldiers are not props to be used by ANY of you. Let us do our job, pay us, take care of our families and remember us twice a year. Other than that, leave us alone and dont patronize as your way to be patriotic. And please, learn the difference between Veterans Day and Memorial Day. One is service, the other is all in.
If you dont like Hillary, be glad she isnt President and shut the hell up. She has done more and put up with more than almost everyone who hates her. What EXACTLY could she possibly do to make opinion of the US go DOWN?
You cannot be "for the Troops" who get a "bonus" of $225 a month to be engaged in active combat and in favor of "bonuses" for CEOs in the millions. Pick one and put a BIG SIGN in your yard. Before you do, think hard about who is more likely to have difficultly expressing anger and outrage in a calm constructive manner and who might go into a blind rage.....armed to the tooth......
Reminder of an old rule - Majority Rules. That means 50+1. Democrats have a MAJORITY in the Senate.
House Republicans - shut up, no one cares.....and get off that Page.
ok I think I am done......