The Conservatives have found Gandhi.
The Conservatives who ABHOR everything Gandhi stands for (can you say "definition of appeaser") have dug through the rubble of his verbal droppings and discovered:
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
WHY have they found this?
Well, it has to do with the "Teabaggin'"
See, what they believe is... they're on the way up... they've been "ignored" and now "mocked", so naturally, "fighting" and "winning" CAN'T BE FAR OFF.
Right? RIGHT? RIGHT (dunk, teabag, dunk)?!?!?
Um, guys, two little problems...
First, when you fart at the dinner table or forget to wear your pants to school or yell out the wrong name at the climax of coitus... well, Gandhi wasn't really talking about that.
Being a fool is just being a fool and the trajectory of foolery is not, well... ultimate greatness.
See, we're laughing at you because you're utterly and completely REDUNCULOUS and have done the equivalent of showing up at a funeral thinking its a costume ball.
"Country is in peril... wear a Gopher outfit (for girls a SEXY Gopher outfit)"!
Secondly, basic physics tells us that if there is a THIS...
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
...there must also be a THIS...
"Once you won, then they fought you, then they laughed at you, then... you were ignored."
The Gandhi quote was about REVOLUTIONARY THINKING and NEW IDEAS, not decades' old principles that, though repackaged, have slowly and systematically been shown to be soulless.
"ME FIRST" (as in "why am I being asked to sacrifice for the good of the whole?", which is all "teabaggin'" is) has now been uncovered to be "ALL LAST" and therefore the laughter they hear is, essentially, the precursor to their death knell.
So, GREAT that you guys have found Gandhi.
Check out his greatest hits if you get the chance, but PLEASE be advised that the next sound you hear will NOT be struggle, but silence.
The silence of an overdue political death.