According to the hyper-intelligent World Friggin Know Nuttin' Daily, Girl Scouts is now promoting lesbian relationships! Who knew? I'm not going to quote even one word of their propagandist/fundamentalist crap, so if you need a liner for your pootie bed, or your daily dosage of crapola, go see for yourself their looney story -- http://www.worldnetdaily.com/...
The new Girl Scout program "Journeys," -- designed to keep girls interested in scouting as they enter their teen years, and to encourage philanthropy and community activism -- is really a front and recruitment tool for lesbians. Girl Scouts are also collaborating with Planned Parenthood, so it must be life-haters, because no respectable organization would collaborate with such a left-wing organization unless they wanted to kill all babies, right? And because Girl Scouts are promoting the protection of the environment, they must believe all the falsehoods re global warming and are firm non-believers in evolution. Wow.
Now, lucky for us, there is a fine alternative for the fundamentalists who can no longer stomach the secular views of the Girl Scouts. Thank God! We have the American Heritage Girls. AHG was created so parents won't have to deal with an emphasis on New Age spirituality, radical feminism, homosexual role models and combatting global warming. Instead, their daughters will be taught integrity through service, spiritual growth, and "servant leadership." Or, as the Girl Scouts say -- "Sorry, boys, I don't roll that way."