With so many meta diaries of late that it occured to me that was time to go beyond them.
Hence the need for the creation of 'Patadiaries."
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My intention here was to follow in the tradition of the Fin de siècle writer Alfred Jarry, who coined the term "'Pataphysics" to describe a practice that he described as "That which extends as far beyond metaphysics as metaphysics extends beyond physics, in one direction or another."
It seems to me that such a philosophy should be able to easily resolve the apparently intractable. The close association of "Pataphysics" with Absurdists allow us new responses to old Kossack conundrums:
My 'Patadiary solution for the Palestinian-Isreali conflict: Fish.
My 'Patadiary solution to the banning of diarists who can't seem to abide the site's rules: 42.
My 'Patadiary response to everyone critical of Obama for not having done everything exactly the way they would have preferred: I tried to use a leap of faith to jump over the gaps in my understanding, only to crash on the far side.
My 'Patadiary answer to 9/11 conspiracy diaries: Since the Bernoulli principle isn't how planes get lift, maybe they don't really fly at all.
There, that was so easy!
Did you just hear something too? I'm sure that noise was just the grinding of gears from a poorly executed paradigm shift.