1) a birther miscarriage:
the big news in june of course was the tragic and utterly senseless shooting in washington's holocaust museum which killed one guard and wounded another. the shooter, 88-year-old james von brunn, was discovered to be a birther:
obama is missing!
The American People Demand to Know:
WHO SENT YOU???
obama has lived for 48 years without leaving any footprints -- none! there is no obama documentation -- no records -- no paper trail -- none -- this is no accident. it is being done on purpose with media help - but to serve whom & why???
his screed goes on for a bit, listing real and imagined "missing-hidden documents" and serving up the familiar freeper complaints about the "dishonest & conspiratorial Media", which the discriminating folks (pun intended) at freeperville found worthy of reposting:
excellent article from an attentive norwegian citizen. i left a commentary in honor of the excellent effort.
| (the screed was copied from a forum on a norwegian news site, leading the poster to mistakenly believe the author a native. von brunn is from missouri.)
as it turns out, von brunn's "excellent article" is quite standard fare, at least compared to what's in fox news' shepard smith's mailbox: | |
limbaugh: who did he hate? he hated both bushes. he hated neo-cons. he hated john mccain. he hated republicans. he hated jews, as well. he believed in an inside job conspiracy of 9/11.
this guy is a leftist, if anything. this guy's belief's, this guy's hate, stems from influence that you find on the left, not on the right.
freerepublic: james von BRUNN.
LIBERAL assassin, SOCIALIST, COMMUNIST, MOONBAT al Qaeda supporter born in amarica, american hater.
| what a difference a slaying makes. i doubt von brunn would recognize himself. | |
2) limbaugh makes his splash — into a cesspool:
speaking of everyone's favorite big fat idiot, in what should have been the big story of the month, lord limbaugh made his long-postponed on-air high-dive into the deep end of the certifigate cesspool:
obama does have something in common with god ... god doesn't have a birth certificate either!
| ok, ok ... so it wasn't exactly a dedicated special breaking progam-length feature presentation ... but to the birthers, one joke can go a long way, especially if you repeat it for them several times: | |
WOOOOO HOOOO !!! thank you, rush!!!
THERE HE GOES AGAIN!! HOLY COW!! he's gonna get this in the news for sure!!
FOUR times so far in the last half hour?! how can any of those rush haters avoid this?
this is like sticking a fresh slab of bloody meat in front of a den of lions!
| alas ... as fate would have it, their ecstasy was cruelly aborted in utero. for less that an hour later james von brunn walked into the holocaust museum, snuffing rush's thunder and making birthers, freepers and teabaggers instantly infamous nationwide. timing, as they say, is everything.
we may never know what prompted el rushbo to break his long, torturous (for birthers) silence about certifigate — after all, there were no birther victories to crow about that day (have there ever?) — but something tells me that this wasn't the kind of p.r. he was expecting. so it's perhaps not too strange that talk radio's biggest loudmouth waited yet another three agonizing weeks, saying absolutely nothing about certifigate, before ... repeating the same joke. | |
i believe that rush knows something substantive about the birth issue, and is taunting the government-run media--knowing that they are caught in a bind: they have to be enraged with each "birth bomb" he drops, but they dare not react. rush is using a "drip-drip" strategy. he is making almost-daily references to obama's lack of a (revealed) birth certificate, which means that each day brings us closer to making this fact "common knowledge." yet no one "birth bomb" provokes a government-media reaction and controversy.
| exactly!!! rush is about to bust this thing wide open ... you just wait. | |
3) the incredible shrinking ad campaign:
and speaking of difficult births, not only was worldnetdaily's plan for a full-page color ad aborted by honolulu's star-bulletin, their billboard campaign's having a rough time finding a home for its baby, having already been rejected by national chains cbs, clear channel and lamar advertising.
a fourth billboard company has rejected a campaign designed to raise visibility on questions surrounding barack obama's eligibility for office — this time by claiming the outdoor advertising association of america, a trade and lobbying group that claims to promote freedom of speech, actually discouraged acceptance.
... "we are not going through with the deal," wrote candice berju, account executive for steen [advertising], to a representative for WND tuesday, june 16. "no one spoke as to what the campaign was, i had to find out on my own. the OAAA has advised companies not to run this campaign." ...
can't help but wonder how much this is all costing zero? prior to the WND's billboard campaign, there was a story that he'd spent ~$800,000 in lawyer fees to fend off the various challenges to his eligibility. this one must have some big payments going out . . . .
| ... all being paid off in ameros, no doubt.
hmm ... so how to get the word out in the meantime, despite the mainstream media boycott?
you guessed it: yardsigns! | |
start your own eligibility billboard campaign
yard signs that ask: 'where's the birth certificate?'
"i think this is a great way for every american to go over the heads of the corporate establishment media that seems hell-bent on stifling debate in this country," said joseph farah, editor and chief executive officer of WND and the initiator of the billboard campaign. "three big media companies — CBS, clear channel and lamar — have all banned our campaign. but no one can stop you from erecting this yard sign on your property or putting a bumper sticker on your car. that's the way to make this campaign really take off."
farah said he doesn't want anyone to get the idea that the national billboard campaign is over.
"we're just getting started," he said. "it's only four weeks old, and there are literally thousands and thousands of billboards available to us to begin renting. we just don't have the money necessary to grab them. i don't want anyone to get the wrong idea about these efforts by CBS, clear channel and lamar. they can't stop us. they don't control all the billboards. the only thing that can stop us is if people stop contributing to this effort."
WND editor and chief executive officer joseph farah is offering a $10,000 reward to anyone who can prove he or she was present at the birth of barack obama — and he's asking americans to donate to the cause in hopes of raising the bounty to an irresistible amount.
not real bright. obama should call WND and claim the money. obviously he was a witness to his birth.
| oops. anyway, if wnd can get that reward up to $25m, they might be able to get an actual birth certificate ...
... to replace the one they already looked at — for free — in august 2008: | |
a separate WND investigation into obama's birth certificate utilizing forgery experts also found the document to be authentic. the investigation also revealed methods used by some of the bloggers to determine the document was fake involved forgeries, in that a few bloggers added text and images to the certificate scan that weren't originally there.
| just something to consider while farah continues to separate the birthers from their money ... | |
4) the incredible shrinking ebay auction ...
yet another lesson how easily closed-minded skepticism leads to open-mouthed (and open-wallet) credulity comes from ebay, where the usurper's 100% jen-yoo-wine certified kenyan birth certificate went up for auction.
| but the usurper's minions have been hard at work and managed to get ebay to yank it six times thus far. according to the seller, the first time ebay thought the account had been hijacked. the second time ebay cited its rules against selling government documents. the third time, the seller tried to evade those rules by auctioning "the story behind the certificate" — with the document tossed in as a "freebie". the third time wasn't the charm. the fourth attempt was an offer for "a really interesting document", which resurrected itself as a "dissertation on the truth about obama", then an "autographed photo" of the seller and his partner in wingnuttery.
six attempts in barely three days! no doubt, a seller this persistent's just gotta be the real deal!!! | |
it is beginning to look like this BC is legitimate. the seller has to know if it is not genuine, and attempts to sell it at the price it will probably go for, it is fraud, grand theft larceny, and he/she could go to jail for a long time.
rather than paying a million dollars, or whatever exorbitant price this guy wants for his dubious document, i don't understand why FOX or rush or WND, etc., don't send a reporter and a kenyan document expert to the coast provincial general hospital in mombasa and get another certified/notarized copy for ten bucks. then you're sure of the provenance and we've got the SOB.
the seller probably has an unassuming and disarming manner, and just succeeded in getting a copy, despite the "rules" (which are probably word of mouth dictates only), where others, trying to bluff and bluster, raised red flags and failed.
the seller ought to take precautions like mailing copies and letters to friends detailing the story and contacts that would be mailed out to district attorneys in the case anything should happen to him.
the fourth listing has been pulled. does e-bay just not like free enterprise? whatever she's selling, what could be the harm of a willing seller and a willing buyer getting together for a transaction in broad daylight, on the steps of the iowa state capitol no less?
is it a trick by rahm, or political payback activated by an obama's political enemy (hillary or otherwise)?
there won't be anymore eBay auctions for documents, stories or dissertations.
... i will be heading over to worldnetdaily to talk with joseph farah. i will disclose everything to them.
5) the incredible shrinking docket:
the courts again postponed the birthers' inevitable vindication, inspiring 911 truther phil berg to take his not-so-sealed case up the appeals ladder after having it "dismissed with prejudice". it seems his not-so-super-secret new evidence (that obama fraudulently collected senate pay while ineligible to be a senator) was not-so-new and not-so-super.
and if james schneller wants to keep polluting the court air with his failed injunction against counting pennsylvania's electoral votes, then he's just going to have to start paying for the privilege:
the motions of petitioners for leave to proceed in forma pauperis are denied, and the petitions for writs of certiorari are dismissed. see rule 39.8.
as the petitioners have repeatedly abused this court's process, the clerk is directed not to accept any further petitions in noncriminal matters from petitioners unless the docketing fees required by rule 38(a) are paid and the petitions are submitted ...
6) birther bill in da house:
despite its humbling humble launch in april, florida congressman bill posey's lonely birther bill has started to attract some sponsors and picked up an endorsement from oaklahoma senator tom coburn:
rep. bill posey (r-fla.), who has introduced a bill that would require future presidential candidates to provide proof of u.s. citizenship, has collected four more co-sponsors — reps. john r. carter, john culberson and randy neugebauer, all republicans from texas, and rep. john campbell (r-calif.). rep. bob goodlatte (r-va.) became the first co-sponsor last month.
via worldnetdaily's andrea shea king, who transcribes a stunning interview posey gave her on her internet radio show. posey, who referred to the story as the "eligibility dilemma" and said king brought it to his attention, outright accused the president of hiding something: "the only people that i know who are afraid to take drug tests are the people who use drugs."
7) in the news:
if there's one thing birthers nationwide have been chokin' for, it's mainstream attention. this month the oc weekly (orange county, ca) granted their wish with a six-page profile of part-time dentist, full-time usurper hunter orly taitz:
there's a term some use for people like taitz, and she doesn't like it. it's "birther"—or, if you want to be really mean, "birfer." (the controversy was born on the internet, so naturally the internet gave it a goofy name.) while rumors about obama's background and citizenship simmered throughout the 2008 presidential campaign, after election day, those rumors coalesced into a near-religion for a group of true believers. to taitz and the unknown number of people who agree with her, barack obama isn't president and probably wasn't even born in the U.S. taitz, a laguna niguel dentist with a law degree from an online academy, has been awarded a few creative variations on the birther term: "the queen bee of birferstan" is probably the best.
| hmm ... probably not the the most flattering article or angle ... but any publicity is good publicity, we must keep telling ourselves ... maybe a note to the columnist will help ... | |
this is not a major issue, but the picture you posted is really bad. as you recall your photographer stated that he feels like he is shooting a picture of a russian marilyn and nobody will believe that i am a dentist. you wanted a picture with a stern look (i will get you obama) and you even asked me to hold dental forceps together with my briefs, which says "i can sue you and pull your teeth while i am at it". you were the ones who asked for these props. as a matter of fact your photographer stated that these pictures will make him really rich some day. i am not sure it was such a great picture, but there are over 3 million people residing in orange county, it brings awareness to the issue, i guess it is a start.
| meanwhile alex koppelman at salon tackled a poll worldnetdaily has been vigorously flogging: | |
the result trumpeted by WND is that 41.5 percent of respondents said "obama should release all records, including long-form birth certificate," essentially the "yes" answer WND was looking for. an additional 7.8 percent said they "are troubled by these questions," which the site has been lumping in with the yes answer. the "no" answer, though, they split up into five different responses -- "i am not concerned," "questions not valid," "obama has met requirements," "obama has answered all questions" and "requirements outdated -- should be ignored."
it's a neat trick, and a fairly common one; by doing that, you can avoid providing a real reflection of the size of your opposition. in this case, the total of those five answers adds up to a majority of respondents, 50.6 percent.
| ok, ok ... so wnd putting their thumbs on the scale isn't news. color us all not shocked. | |
8) oooh ... a super grand jury, with more cowbell!
as with all things conservative, republican and right-wing, every do-it-yourself kangaroo court lynch mob "citizens' grand jury" tastes better with more clapping, more cowbell and more klansmen:
we had a huge turnout for the SUPER JURY. the jury is in session right now with over 130 members actively participating. WOW!
some great things are planned for the "presentments" that come out of this jury. this will be our Official 4th of July Grand Jury. out of this Super Jury will come some Regional Grand Juries too:
AZ, CA, NV and NM = regional
AR, AL, TN, MS and MO = regional
SC, NC, GA, FL and LA = regional
TX, OK = regional
| and no "super grand jury" (indictments guaranteed!!!) can be complete without a super special surprise guest defendant patsy victim sacrifice star: | |
does anyone know this thug? this is shep smith from FOX news. mr. smith has now announced that he is the defacto expert on barack obama's citizenship.
... well, it seems mr. "fair and balanced" enjoys calling americans right-wing crazies. i guess that makes sense. this guy makes $7 to $8 million a year and now believes he has joined the privileged "elite." well shep old buddy, you got it all wrong. the day you think you are bigger and better than God's people is the day you turned the corner on the downhill slide.
american grand jury has a BIG surprise for shepard smith and the folks at FOX news come the 4th of july. i suspect the PR meter will start to bend in the wrong direction when that time comes.
we've had enough! i carl swensson and mack ellis will be in washington, D.C., june 29th, in the year of our lord 2009.
we're going to hand deliver ALL of OUR presentments to the usurper barry soetoro, eric holder, SCOTUS and whomever else we can find.
in addition, we will be filing recently secured papers that are SURE to give those who seek the truth new hope that the USURPER can finally be exposed. sorry OBOTS, we know the truth hurts!!!!
you guys can talk and blog all you want, the time for ACTION is NOW. you can stay home and watch or YOU CAN join us, it doesn't MATTER. this is now 5 months into a constitutional crisis of biblical proportions and only a select few seem to have any balls at all. so be it. don't whine and cry when you realize the Elite have destroyed all that's near and dear to your hearts, especially not to us or commander walter fitzpatrick. come hell or high water we will be heard.
... this is REALLY it. after posting that on my web site last night I woke this morning to the news that we are on the verge of VICTORY! july 4th will indeed be a day of celebration for us all.
| d'ya hear that, obots? victory!!!!
| |
i was lying in bed last night thinking about what carl said about breaking news...and victory............getting out of DC before it breaks..........i got so excited...i wet the bed.
i'm sorry i had to share that with my close friends.
| i'm not sure if that's quite exactly what the special ambassador meant by "high water", but it looks like danny's way out in front of the pack. well done, patriot!
and it looks like mission accomplished!!! — especially if "served" means "dropped off with front desk receptionist". at least they saved the fbi and secret service some footwork.
meanwhile, true americans, i hear the usurper's being marched out in close chains as we speak ... | |
presentments filed in D.C.!!!
working on the complete list now and will post as soon as we get it complete.
july 1st 11:43 a.m.
on monday, June 29, 2009, the team met with and handed SuperAmericanGrandJury Presentments to:
- Secret Service for the White House - SERVED
- USDOJ - United States Dept of Justice - guards sent us instead to the FBI
- FBI - SERVED PRESENTMENTS
- District Court - U.S. Marshalls - We got new coverletters notarized and then the Clerks of the District Court TOOK PRESENTMENTS - a huge American THANK YOU NEEDS TO BE SENT TO JOE BURGESS ESPECIALLY and PRAY HARD FOR FAVOR WITH CHIEF MAGISTRATE JUDGE OF THE U.S. DISTRICT COURT, ROYCE LAMBERTH, WHO WILL GIVE MAIN DECISION WHEN HE SEES THESE PAPERS DELIVERED TO HIM
- SCOTUS - Supreme Court of the United States - ALL papers must go through the guard house on the backside of the Supreme Court. Officer TOOK PRESENTMENTS, FIXED A LABEL IN OUR RECEIPT AREA WHICH HE EXPLAINED TO ME WAS THEIR SIGNATURE; HAD SUPREME COURT AND DATE AND TIME STAMPED: SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES SERVED PRESENTMENTS!!!
- PENTAGON - CARL AND MACK - OUR BRAVE MEN SERVED PRESENTMENTS!!! (THEY WERE SURROUNDED AND SEARCHED, AND EVEN THEIR TRUCK WAS SEARCHED!)
- On Monday, June 29, 2009, Carl and Mack delivered SuperAmericanGrandJury Presentments to Senator Ron Paul and Representative Michele Bachman!!! Penny and press covered presentments to Senators John Cornyn and Kay Bailey Hutchison, both of Texas, and Representative Randy Neugebauer of Texas, and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell!
- From suggestions from callers the next day Tuesday, June 30, 2009, while the Carl and Mack were having FUN at the Pentagon, Press and Penny SERVED PRESENTMENTS TO:
Senator John McCain 10:10 a.m.
Senator Tom Coburn 10:15 a.m.
Senator Lamar Alexander 10:30 a.m.
Representative Louie Gohmert 11:40 a.m.
(after SCOTUS at 11:25 a.m.!)
Patrick McHenry at 11:50 a.m.
Kenny Marchant at 12:05 p.m.
Michael C. Burgess, MD at 12:20 p.m.
Marsha Blackburn at 12:35 p.m.
Nancy Pelosi at 12:55 p.m.
True Americans, that's 16 of our Senators and Representatives SERVED PRESENTMENTS!!!
Normal, ordinary American citizens also met with the Secret Service, FBI, United States District Court, SCOTUS, and Pentagon and SERVED PRESENTMENTS!!! This is OUR COUNTRY, NOT HIS! IT IS ALSO OUR MONEY, AND NOT HIS!
Mack and I would like to thank fellow Patriots Penny and Chalice for their dedicated hard work.
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What we're doing is entirely in accordance with citizens' rights enshrined in the Constitution and
it is intended to clarify to all that the Constitution is the inviolable, sacrosanct and supreme law of the land -- from which each and every federal office-holder including the president, without exception, derives authority and legitimacy.
If ANY federal office-holder denies the supremacy of the Constitution -- he destroys the legitimacy of his own authority!
| ooh ... it's so exciting!!! | |