Many American presidentshave kept prized possessions within reach during their White House years. Franklin D. Roosevelt cherished a 19th century ship model of the U.S.S. Constitution. One of Dwight D. Eisenhower’s favorite gifts was an engraved Steuben glass bowl from his cabinet. And sitting on John F. Kennedy’s desk in the Oval Office was a paperweight made from a coconut shell he had carved with a distress message after his PT-109 was sunk during World War II...
And so when the library for George W. Bush opens in 2013 on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas, visitors will most likely get to see one of his most treasured items: Saddam Hussein’s pistol.
Wow! Awesome! That's right! The very gun Saddam had in his loose fitting p.j. trousers when he was pulled from a tight dirty hole by 4 of our strapping Delta forces.
Can I just tell you...Bush just loves Saddam's gun! He's crazy for it. Post-coit..oops, posthumous gun love...so sweet. I hope he cleans the thing at least. Not everyone enjoys the smell of tyrant crotch and gun oil as much as the Bushes.
This is the best part of the story...
For nearly five years, Mr. Bush kept the mounted, glass-encased pistol in the Oval Office or a study, showing it with pride, especially to military officials, they said. He also let visitors in on a secret: when the pistol was recovered, it was unloaded.
Wow! How symbolic of your whole ******** manufactured escapade over there George.
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Georgie; you Roscoe P Coltrane wannabe; we already knew he didn't have any bullets. We already knew he was an addle brained, puffed chested, tyrant, trapped in a hole of his own making in the desert. If it weren't for your distorted Oedipal complex, you might have admitted that Saddam was merely the mirror in your fun-house narcissism, who managed to do the one thing you never could: thwart your father. Or perhaps, you were merely/also a bit too fixated on Saddam's big gushing geysers of goo.
Mr. Bush also showed Mr. Hegseth another item: a brick from the Iraq safe house where the Qaeda leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was killed by an American air strike in 2006.
Maybe, he was hoping to have his first direct experience with gray matter of any kind whatsoever, including his own.
If Bush is Rosco, who's Boss Hogg? Hmmm...he'd have to be a white, chunky, balding, heartless(literally) coward who hides behind a desk all too happpy to send others into harm's way.(harm like danger...not Harm off of JAG...although he's a cutie-patootie)