Arms and ammo sales have skyrocketed since Obama was the presumptive President. We have a plan to combat this madness and simultaneously create beautiful objects de art. All you need is a twelve Gauge (that's a shotgun) a canvas, balloons, paint, you know, art stuff. Oh, and boxes and boxes of shotgun shells. Intrigued? Of course you are! I mean, what could be more American than shootin' shit. Come on now follow me below the fold with a chant of USA USA USA.....
"As American As Apple Pie"
Step one: fill balloons with paint.
Step two:
String balloons up in front of prepared canvas:
Step three: Apply paint and lead on canvas and or shoot some shit!
(Local Tavern owner)
At the ass end of all this is beauty:
This one we only "winged" had to finish it off with a 380
Our next step is to paint a 24X 24 US Flag the usual RWB but the stars will be shot on... That's fifty shots for freedom baby, and fifty less chances that an out of work Chrysler worker will shoot their spouse.
HeeeHeee. Oh I mean USA USA USA....
PS. The Hipster Doofus in the hat is the owner of this Tavern.... He could be a Commie.....