They are taking over our society! Soon it will be illegal to go to church or kill things with my shotgun! Soon all of us will have to stand in line for HOURS for a single loaf of stale bread! That TGIFridays you love so much will soon be replaced by a Government Soup Kitchen where weak thin gruel is doled out to the masses on an every-other-day schedule! If we are to save our Christian(TM) Republic, we must root out and extinguish all signs of Marxist cancer spreading throughout our country! Follow me across the Iron Curtain for more...
Commie Health Care:
First we MUST get rid of all Stalinist health care programs. The Veterans Administration MUST GO! I am tired of wounded soldiers thinking they have a RIGHT to health care! I am tired of my hard earned money going to pay for prosthetic legs, arms, hands, and eyeballs! PTSD?! Pfft, what a joke! If they can't take it, they shouldn't have volunteered in the first place!
And TriCare! What do these military retirees think we owe them exactly?! Oh, you stormed the beaches of Normandy and lost your sight liberating Europe from the yoke of Nazi rule? Tough shit! You got shot in the neck and lost the ability to walk while fighting in Korea? Well I say, we shouldn't have to pay for your wheelchair because you couldn't run fast enough! Survival of the fittest! So you got prostate cancer from being exposed to Agent Orange in Vietnam? You should've gone to Canada!
Commie Social Services:
Red emergency services like police, fire and EMS are merely a plot to keep us dependant on the guvmint! I don’t need some bureaucrat trying to tell me not to beat my wife! I don't need anyone trying put out my fires for me! Unlike some people, I'm self-reliant! And I don't need no paramedic pretending to save my life so that they can take away my organs! We all have to die sometime! Besides, that just means I'll get to see the baby Jesus(TM) sooner!
Publically treated drinking water is a conspiracy! They are trying to deprive us of our precious bodily fluids (Mandrake)! Public sewage? The chemical toilet in my trailer works just FINE, thank you very much! Government maintained infrastructure? They never needed that stuff in the Old West! All they had was their grit and Colt .45 pistols to get by. Why should we be any different?!
Anyway, I hope this has given you some food for thought. They are taking over and we are losing our Freedom(TM)!
I'm going to get off my soap box now, I have to go call the County to fix this damn pothole in front of my house before I head off to the PTA meeting at my kid's public elementary school.