So I am really hyped by this stupid ass beer summit, meeting, what ever at the White House.
It was just so exciting when the Police Officer got off the plane in Washington
"He just wants to get it over with and get back to the family"
WTF..Beer Summit..Come on, Jon Stewart couldn't have asked for better fodder
for his comedy machine.
I can't wait, in the mean time, I was wondering what would it be like
if it was a Bong President Obama shares with these gentlemen.
I think something like this:
Crowley "OMG, is this that Kush I have been hearing about! "
"Being President has it's benefits," laughs Obama.
"This is better than the stuff I got from Thailand, Damn!" exclaims Skip Gates.
"I guess cops don't always have the best stash." Crowley says hitting
the bong again.
After about 5 minutes they all have the red eye. Obama is grinning ear from
ear. Officer Crowley starts laughing his ass off, when Skip Gate starts
telling the President how pissed he was to have this 18 hour flight, a bad
tummy ache, tired as hell, flight fatigue plus raging hemorroids. All Prof
Gates wanted to do was get in a hot bath and soak his ass.
Along comes Officer Crowley giving him some shit about breaking into
his own home. Gates is like "Fuck!"
And yeah he went off.
Now they are all laughing so hard, seeing Skips face so pissed, and Officer
Crowley walking in after this guy has been through travel hell. Oh
man it was priceless.
The photographers are having a hard time getting a photo with all the smoke
from the special Presidential Hooka.
The President motions for an aide to approach him. The aide rushes over, bending
down to listen to the President whisper in his ear. He nods and heads
off into the White House.
A reporter stops the aide "What did the President Say?"
The aide " He ordered some pie for himself and his guests."
Oh Snap. The world if it were a bit different.
Some things are just so much better than a Bud.
Hope you got a lika,lika
Catch you all on the flip side
Update: What the hell is Joe Biden doing there. Fuck! What a buzz kill, and Beernuts..
Hope the nuts were fresh at least..