I would like to point to Simple Canadian's excellent diary in which he deftly debunks the arguments being made, (the Republic of Kenya wasn't a country in Feb. 1964, details, details...) by those still on the loony left regarding the now not-so-sekrit muzlim in chief's 100% authentic Kenyan birth certificate. I think with this final piece of the puzzle we can finally reconstruct just how the plot to install the extremely radical(TM) non-bank nationalizing, non-single-payer advocating Hyper-Marxist most definitely non-citizen Obama as president.
I've done some research and it seems the plot goes back much further than even I had realized, read on for my scandalous proof...
While many people are familiar with the Treaty of Tripoli for the following language asserting that we are indeed not a Christian nation:
Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
One thing most people don't know about is the additional language inserted on to the back of the treaty requiring that we elect a Muslim non-US citizen to the office of POTUS by 2012 or else Zombie Barbary pirates would resume raiding American shipping in a manner eerily reminiscent of the crew of the Black Pearl in Pirates of the Caribbean.
(Nick Cage knows that the important stuff is ALWAYS on the back of 18th century documents)
Well moderate by extremes, even if that is the case, how do you explain the birth announcements in the Hawaii newspapers in 1961? It's really quite a simple explanation, Time Travel. That's right, time travel easily takes care of this one small detail. By sending a highly trained team of two men back in time to run the classified ads the plot added a further level of deception that could only be unraveled by the brave and stalwart defenders of our constitution over at Free Republic. Surprisingly, or perhaps not so much after inspection of the typical Obama supporter, the elite two man team of time traveling classified ad placers has been shown to have links to an Islamic terrorist organization and are also believed to be responsible for trafficking in plutonium. Below, a picture of the two suspects:
(Also wanted by the RIAA for illegally playing "Johnny be good" years before it was written)
Now what are you going to believe, my entirely plausible theory or the extremely remote possibility that maybe the birfers just don't like the fact that we have a black guy as president?