I'm horribly upset that you insult Mr. McCain so.
How dare you compare him to that blackguard Teddy "I did my best at Chappaquiddick" Kennedy. Why, no one comes close, least of all Teddy, to McCain's ability to lie with a straight face, use his military record to his advantage, make disastrous choices in running mates, marry the most avaricious, spoiled, and vain woman on the planet, well these are merely his minor attributes.
Fold it over, unless you are a liberal atheist Pelosi lover. Then go bite Sarah's high school diploma.
Teddy "Is there no downtrodden underclass I won't stoop to fight for?" Kennedy is a very poor comparison to the great leader of fund raising, fear mongering, political distortion, banker ex-tortion, Keating loving, West point squeaking by Johnny McCain. Even my dog would know that McCain is a far superior socialite (at least in the desert where they steal Saguaro cactus out of the National Monument to plant them in their own yards). Having a wife that sells bad beer to the popular downclasses to support your political addiction and compulsion to better your father and grandfather at the cost of every resident of your state is a far more elitist and proper way to raise money than taking it from effete easterners. Hey, this last part reminds me of our great recentest past president, but that is another diary for my dastardly bastardly worshiping self.
Well McCain for one, is the greatest ambassador of the only US persons that really count, the corporate person. Besides, every good Christian knows that no mere Catholic, especially a Catholic that supports baby murder, could surpass a Protestant, especially one that supports placing soldiers in harms way to be killed for no good reason other than vendetta and oil profits. I mean really, one that so patriotically pointed out that our soon to be President cavorts with ... shhh ... "terrorists" ... shhh ... is a much better American than one that would try to put forward a bill cutting insurance company profits. Remember, companies are people too, and THEY VOTE ! McCain KNOWS where "real Americans live, while KKKenedy (an obvious socialist and fascist at the same time, how does he do that?), is so racist to think that "those people" should be able to vote without picture ID ????
So you see, this is just a tiny dollop of McCain's true Americanisticalicious goodyness, While that vile Kennedy finally is getting some of his own death panel big government comeuppance. Were I to delve into McCain's statistically sub dominant hero and pasty middle americanessisicity, you pansy ass liberals wouldn't stand a chance in hell (where I am sure you will all reside comfortably someday with your daily pineapple suppository treatments) of trying to one up Johnny POW McCain's record as the ULTIMATE political slime ball. And isn't political slime all that counts as to being a true American politician? As long as J McC is in the house protecting your bosses, you lazy ass liberals might still get paychecks in order to send your spoiled brats to college to learn to be sociologists, er socialists. Gotta love the McC. ....not to mention any of that Gay Rights supporter shit.