This Basement Cat-themed pootie diary (feel free to contribute some woozles and featherbutts in the comments) is in honor of Andy, a good friend and animal shelter resident who needs a permanent home. Andy is a "people pootie" and has a lot going for him, but unfortunately, not only does he have some stomach issues (quote from another cattery volunteer: "Andy darling, try not to puke in my purse, okay, honey?"), he is also black. And black means, to many superstitious potential adopters,
"of the devil."
Well, you can't convince them otherwise, so you might as well run with the theme and wear it proudly. Follow me below the fold to meet Andy.
Here he is:
Scary, huh? (Thanks to the Animal Defense League of Texas for the picture)
But when you have a reputation, you might as well have fun with it. Here goes:
And while you're at it, make sure you receive the reverence and adoration you deserve:
Always remember to work on your image:
Humans beware:
Basement Cat's followers come in all stripes:
And no one is safe from temptation:
But never forget:
P.S. Andy and his basement cat colleagues are up for adoption, but due to precautions (there are some crazy hoomans out there), you can't take him home until after All Soul's Day.
Many thanks to icanhascheezburger.com, source of many of the LOLpics.
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