Glenn Beck cries a lot. He ranks just under a TV evangelist explaining why there were five hookers and a kilo of coke with them in a motel room, and just above a 13 year girl whose first boyfriend just broke up with her. He also loves to talk about when America and the world used to be better. All things that might cause someone to cry like a little kid, but today we have the new zenith, nah the new definition of what it means to be a conservative in today's moral-less America.
Mean Joe Green's Coke Ad and Paul Anka.
Your midday giggle fest is after the jump.
My apologies to the stream-less, there is no transcript I could find at this time. Someone please post it if you can. Basically he starts to get teary eyed over the Mean Joe Green Coke Ad from the 70's then breaks down after hearing a Paul Anka song over the studio's PA.
Vick's Vapor Rub should just sponsor his entire show at this rate. Oh wait...
...And they call us liberals cry babies.