Oh crap:
In gossip-loving Washington D.C., the question keeps swirling: Did Bo Obama poop on Air Force One?
Or, as The Wall Street Journal so memorably put it, "Did the first dog leave a number two on Air Force One?"
The wags also say a flight attendant nearly stepped in Bo’s present. The official word on the story from the White House is a resounding no, and a government airline carpet contractor didn’t return the Journal’s calls. But many say the answer is yes.
"Of course the dog accident on Air Force One happened," Herb McConnell, the former public affairs officer for Andrews Air Force Base, home of Air Force One, told the Journal.
(Oh, I can see it now: people are gonna give me crap by accusing me of getting my nose in Bo's business. Well, I'm not gonna butt out! I'm gonna hound the White House until the truth comes out!)
This is not what I voted for, Mr. President! First you can't keep Rahm on a leash, and now you let Bo do this!
And to the rest of you Democrats: Why the hell are you not speaking out? Do you not care about our Party's success at the ballot box next year? The Republicans are the #2 Party for a reason: they are #2! The more you act like the #2 Party, the more people will vote for them instead of you! Oh, and just because our Democratic Party's mascot is an ass, doesn't mean you have to be too!
And Bo... well, what can I say, except...
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!!!!!!
Oh, yeah, you look soooooo cute on the outside.
But on the inside? Nope. Not cute. More like, full of crap.
Okay, not anymore, since you left it on the plane.
Butt the point is, you've not been a good doggie. No you haven't.
Sarah Palin's doggie has never pooped on Air Force One. Also.
I guess I'll vote for that doggie's master in 2012. You betcha.