(alternately titled, Big Tex's First Attempt at a 'Pata diary)
By now, pretty much everyone within a 500-foot radius of this web site has been spattered with flying debris from the Mother of All Pie Fights that has been going on between Jane Hamsher and her allies, and Congresswoman Anna Eshoo and her allies, over an amendment proposed by Rep. Eshoo that would "create a new pathway for approval of 'follow-on' versions of innovative biotechnology products, or 'biosimilars'." Now, if you're like most people, you're probably wondering, "What the fuck did you just say?" A few others might be thoughtful enough to ask, "How did a disagreement over an obscure issue with a limited range of importance, that most of the people here know little about, morph itself into the Battle of Passchendaele?" But I think all of you are neglecting to ask the most important question of all: "Are Jane Hamsher and Anna Eshoo reptilian humanoids, and what does the Eshoo Amendment have to do with the takeover of Earth by creatures from another world?"
First, a bit of background: As I'm sure you're all aware by now, the American political system and entertainment industry are controlled by a secret cabal of reptilian humanoids bent on conquering Earth and handing over control of the planet to a second, completely unrelated secret cabal of Jewish bankers. Of course, this is all spelled out in more detail in my bestselling novel, The Protocols of the Elders of the Alien Race That Plans To Hand Over the Earth To The Elders Of Zion, and explicated further in my follow-up work, The Secret Zionist/Alien Conspiracy to get Dollhouse Cancelled and Replace It With a Reality Show About Jewish People And Reptilian Humanoids Stranded On An Island Teaching D-List Celebrities How to Do The Paso Doble (both of which are available at fine bookstores everywhere where Regnery Publishing books are sold. So yeah, pretty much Wal-Mart).
So anywho, I was reading the text of the Eshoo Amendment recently, hoping that I could find something that would help me understand what the fuss is all about, when I found this text in the amendment that suddenly made things more clear:
(1) QUALIFIED SMALL EMPLOYER.— For purposes of this section, the term ‘qualified small employer’ means any employer for any taxable year if —
(A) the number of qualified employees employed by such employer during the taxable year does not exceed 25, and
(B) the average annual employee compensation of such employer for such taxable year does not exceed the sum of the dollar amounts in effect under subsection (b)(2), and
(C) the employer is a reptilian humanoid from the planet Jenga, or is a designated representative of reptilian humanoids.
There you have it, folks! These so-called "biosimilars" are nothing more than mind-control drugs that the reptilians plan on dumping into our water supply, disguised as fluoride, in an attempt to sap us of our precious bodily fluids. And this whole "argument" is nothing more than an attempt to distract us from their true intentions.
Wake the fuck up, people, and connect the damn dots! The truth is out there, and within minutes there will undoubtedly be a YouTube video that ties this all together with the Kennedy assassination, and the impending cancellation of Dollhouse.