Barack and Joe L. were reluctantly forced together, wandering the forest of HCR. Barack took extremely good care of Joe L., for you see Joe L. was of limited intelligence. For some unknown reason, Barack took Joe L. under his wing after Joe L. had stroked, and petted, and loved McBunny, to death.
Barack failed to take away Joe L.'s new pet mouse (complete and utter obstruction, as well as his chairmanship), when they happened upon a ranch.
Cue irony.
Barack and Joe L. were hired on to said ranch to clear away brush. Joe L. named his new mouse "Blue Dog", and promised to
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Joe L. has now secretly outworked Barack everyday on the ranch. He seemed to work hard, pleasing Barack, but in reality was slipping away everyday to "pet" his little mouse. Day after day Barack stood behind Joe L., some days even taking the brunt of the criticism for Joe L.'s violent outbursts against "Curly"*.
Our story now takes a turn to reality, Joe L. goes nuts, squeezing his mouse to death. Barack has a choice, let the ranchers (Villagers) shoot Joe L., or...
*"Curly" is part of this novel that I haven't quite figured out yet, maybe he's the "Tea Baggers" or maybe "Taxes"? Maybe he's Health Care Reform itself,
or Michele Obama's arms?
Help.
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Signed,
Joe 'merica Leeber man