This space reserved for MB's "Diary deleted for CT" declaration.
I can't help but notice that the detente between the Pootie and Woozle factions here at Daily Kos is disintegrating, and calls for reconciliation are as cries in the wilderness, unheard and unheeded.
All this has us wondering cui bono? Is there an Invisible Hand™ fomenting these divisions in an attempt to escalate an all-out, scorched-earth Pootie versus Woozle war? To find out, our agents infiltrated the highest circles of B.I.T.S.Y (Bugs Intend To Survive You) and were shocked (shocked I tell you) at what we learned.
There's always been an uneasy peace between the Pooties and the buggies, but it turns out the tiny ones have been manipulating the whole situation:
It's all come apart now, thanks to the new B.I.T.S.Y. Overlord, who has visions of Pootie overthrow and total DKos domination:
There was some talk of including the birds in the conspiracy...oops, I mean secret plan (sorry MB)...because of their renowned reconnaissance abilities...
But we have our own spies...
And what they found...well it wasn't pretty.
Then we turned to the amphibians, but we just didn't like how they looked at us.
So we've decided to go it alone. Of course there's a little internecine struggle even here...
But it'll be worth it in the end.
We've been working on our image, though with only limited success...
We're not blind to the responsibilities incumbent upon the DKos LOLcritter, and we're prepared to uphold them. Bring on the troll diaries...we're ready!
But no! We are aware of all internet traditions and have read Nurse Kelley's advice. This, this is the way of tradition:
So let the pooties and woozles fight it out. Our dark dreams are about to reach fruition. We'll be watching and waiting...
While our forces muster their strength...
Ready to strike when the moment is right!
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