Hey Mitch,
I don't know who the fuck you are, but you write me from Barackobama.com on a regular basis.
Well, I was just writing to my senators and rep and the prez when you sent me a note just now asking for a DONATION. I replied, but guess what? It bounced. I guess you only want my money, time, BLOOD, SWEAT AND FUCKING TEARS, and not my opinion. But just in case you stop by crazy base land once in a while, here is what I wrote you five minutes ago:
Hi Mitch,
Check out the headline on the god damned NYTimes right now. If Obama looks for "GOP support" then he LOSES MINE. That bullshit is what got us in this mess in the first place.
You want me to fucking donate? Are you crazy? I DID DONATE TIME AND MONEY TO GET THIS MAN ELECTED AND HE HAS DONE JACK SQUAT!! We still have torture, secret prisons, two wars, and NO HEALTHCARE REFORM. Stop playing nice or you lose us. You lose the fucking base. Get a clue.
Donate?! OMFG!
Sincerely,
benthos