This day is nothing short of a tragedy.
It is clear now that we were all duped. I can no longer support this iPad.
In the hours since the iPad was unveiled to the world, what has it accomplished?
Has it lived up to any of its tall promises?
It's just....laying there, doing nothing.
Meanwhile, my lower back spasms, thinning hair and vague sense of dread continue, unabated.
Oh, and JOBS? JOBS? I don't see any goddamn JOBS!
My blinders are off. I see the truth. They just wanted me to buy the iPad.
No way.
Never again.
Fuck you, iPad. And kiss my ass, Jobs.
I'm going to go on eBay and buy a Commodore 64. That'll show you.
Worst. First. Day. Ever.