Who is this man named "Luntz"? What kind of a name is "Luntz" anyway? I've never heard of a name like "Luntz." Sounds fishy to me. Sounds foreign to me. Sounds fake to me. Where is he from? Where is his birth certificate? What's he up to? Why is he hiding behind that tree? Why hasn't he shaved?
Is this picture taken in Nord-Pas de Calais, France? Looks like Nord-Pas de Calais to me. What is this man named "Luntz" doing in Nord-Pas de Calis? Who sent him there? Who paid this "Luntz" guy to go to France and why? Is this man named "Luntz" some kind of spy or something? Why is this "Luntz" guy spying for France? This "Luntz" guy is a traitor!
This man named "Luntz" looks sleasy to me. What does he do for a living? How much money does he make? Is that a banker in that picture with this man named "Luntz"? Why is this banker listening to "Luntz"? Why is this man named "Luntz" cozying up to bankers and Wall Street? I heard this guy named "Luntz" buys up foreclosed properties with dirty money. Is that true? Can he prove it isn't?
Why is this man named "Luntz" talking to this guy? This "Luntz" guy looks mean and angry. And why is this guy writing down what this man named "Luntz" is saying? HOLD ON A MINUTE! Is this guy actually writing Luntz a check? Looks like that guy is trying to hide a check he's writing to this man named "Luntz." Why is this guy trying to hide the check he's writing to this guy "Luntz"? What is he paying "Luntz" off for?
Why is this guy "Luntz" shaking his finger at my Congresswoman? What is he saying to my Congresswoman? Why my Congresswoman listening to this guy "Luntz"? Why is my Congresswoman saying the exact same things and using the exact same words as this guy "Luntz"? Was my Congresswoman in France with Luntz?
Oh no! My Congresswoman is in bed with this guy "Luntz"! That makes her a spy, angry, mean, a traitor, sleasy, bought off, fishy, fake, dirty, foreign, trying to hide something, and in bed with bankers and Wall Street. (And she hasn't had a shave recently either.)
Get with the program, Democrats. We can take out this guy "Luntz" and the Republicans at the same time. See how easy it is?