I apologize for the rather short format of this diary, but this was honestly too good to pass up. The Fox News website has a poll up asking "What Do You Think Tea Party Movement Is About?"
I couldn't pass this opportunity up...
The poll can be found here. (Warning: link to Fox News!)
The options are generally eye-roll-worthy. For instance, "Small government and fiscal responsibility." Hey, where were the "spontaneous" Tea Parties when the PATRIOT Act was passed or when we invaded Iraq?
The next one: "Exposing Democrats' socialist agenda." If only they could define what socialism is, they could REALLY rant about it the next time they take public transit to get together and complain about "big government."
However, it gets good. One of the options is "Fruitless mix of racism, conspiracy theories." So as much as I wanted to abstain, I voted, and I think you might want to offer your input about this important topic as well.
And please don't forget to vote in my own poll.