Dear Friends, Enemies, and Canadians,
If you're like me, nothing has your lid more flipped than this socialist takeover we've witnessed before our very eyes these past 13 months.
I ask you, my fellow freedom fighters, to do as like Sarah Palin's favorite Founding Mother did, and Just Say No.
How do we Just Say No, you, my fellow true believers in amerIca, might ask.
Well, this is simple. We boycott (never fails) everything our socialist government has had a hand in.
- No more computers or internet. As the socialist government played roles in these, I ask you to please disconnect yourself from the internet and toss your computer out at least a second or third story window (but wait until after you've finished reading my post).
- No more fire fighters. In fact, since the air outside - while not clean - is cleaner than it would be without the government, breathe in the smoke deeply if your house catches on fire to make up for their intrusion. This will teach the Commies a lesson.
- Don't walk your dog on the sidewalk. And certainly don't walk them on the street. And don't drive on the socialist roadways either. Teach them a lesson, don't leave your house (unless it burned down per above, then camping in your backyard is okay).
- Obviously, no mail. No electricity either. Hitler used electricity, so this is a big one.
- The extra we got from the reduction in payroll taxes? Send it to me so I can burn it (although I'm not sure how you're going to send it to me, but we'll figure it out). I'm not sure how this one fits in, but I know I'm pissed about something, so it's the Commies doing.
- Get polio or any of the other many diseases the socialist government has helped stomp out. Spread it to others who feel the same and chant USA loudly.
Thanks,
Obviously, this is just a small start and we have a big fight ahead of us. But we will win this fight. God is on our side. He told me so.
Also.