I've noticed a disturbing trend around here lately.
Anyone who dares offer even a soupçon of criticism for he-who-can-do-no-wrong is subjected to the following indignities: pillorying, villification, scathing sarcasm, nastiness, flaying, ridicule, mockery, mortification, humiliation, demands to STFU, shunning, scourging, harshness, condescension, chauvinism, piling on, ad hominem attacks, profane utterances, innuendo, insinuations, and character assassination.
And, as if all that weren't bad enough , if someone so much as suggests that His Royal Majesty might be FUCKING UP just a little bit, that audacious person is liable to find himself the subject of such a hail of donuts it's uncertain that the emotional scars will ever heal!
When I come to this site it's starting to feel like Groundhog's Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich.
Just the other day I got hide rated by several ruffians merely for suggesting that the comment section of a blackwaterdog diary probably sounded an awful lot like the conversations in a German beer hall cerca 1930.
I have a right to my opinion!
If this diary doesn't receive at least 200 tips and make the rec list, I'm reporting all of you Meteor Blades!
Update: As if to prove my point, some thug named troubador (how apt!) showed up and dropped donut on me. Consider yourself reported!
Second update: I have seen it repeatedly asserted in comments that this diary is a failure. Wrong. If you've failed to tip and rec this diary, then you're the failure and you're also a goosestepping fascist! I do not have enough donuts in my sack to hide rate everyone who deserves it, so consider yourselves all hred and reported!