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Jon Stewart does it all the time(of course). Keith Olberman has realized he can do it, too. Representative Tony Wiener is getting off on it. President Obama has (reluctantly) decided to do it (we knew he would, eventually). Hell, even Chris ("I’m an Establishment Man!") Matthews has started doing it.
It’s beginning to dawn on everybody – punch the Republicans right in the nose (figuratively) and they run off, screaming you’re picking on them.
Fox News – you’re a bunch of lying assholes! Boehner – you suck! Inhoff – get out of my fucking face! Trying to save your worthless political ass John McCain, you make me sick! (Even Stewart gave up on him)
Go ahead! Punch the Republicans you work, worship, co-habit, bowl, kayak, dine, ANYTHING with, IN THE NOSE (figuratively)! They will run away screaming for mommy!

We were AFRAID of these spoiled little brats? We thought they were strong? We LET THEM RUN OUR GOVERNMENT?????? Ok ... enough is enough.
The blogs are punching republicans in the nose (figuratively). The alternative media is. The comics, the unions,  the (normal) cable channels, independent newspapers, semi-main stream politicians, CHURCH LEADERS, are all punching Republicans in the nose (figuratively) and finding out, not only does it make the Repub back down, -- but the punchers FEEL GOOD DOING IT!
Yeah, America has an enemy – it’s the Party of No, the lobbyist-sucking right-wing politicians, the corporate-funded hate- and fear-mongers – and their name is REPUBLICANS.(even if they don't call themselves that, we know who they are. I'm looking at you, Lieberman)
You know, we hear these guys railing against every political move the Democrats want to do even though it’s the exact same things the Repubs did when they were running things, and any sane person yells in exasperation "These idiots conveniently forget the past!"
Yes, they do. McConnel and Boehner and Steele scream loudly that every Republican this fall will run on the promise to repeal the soon-to-be Health Care Reform law.
But the sword of ignorance cuts both ways ... these poor deluded clowns who ignore any event more than 12 hours old have obviously completely forgotten 1998. Remember when Newt Gingrich and a host of Repub maniacs made their promise to impeach Ol’ Billy if Americans put enough of them in office? BANG CRASH! The American public decided doing that was definitely a fucked-up idea, and dumped enough Repubs to put the Dems in power (who then of course fucked it up).
So go ahead, dumbshits – go all out with every 100% brainwashed Repub candidate from school board member to US fukkin Senator promising to repeal universal healthcare.. yes!!!
And then that will be the end of the Republican Party, except for the brain-damaged incestuous lunatics in Alabama, South Carolina, Texas and (of course) Tennessee who will for the next 100 years meet every November with gunfire at beer picnics to proclaim "The Republicans will rise again!"
Requiescat in pace, Republican Party. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted to fourthcornerman on Fri Mar 05, 2010 at 08:11 AM PST.

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  •  The Chicago Bear way: (5+ / 0-)

    punch the guy in the mouth and beat him up and you win the game.

    "Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." --M. L. King "You can't fix stupid" --Ron White

    by zenbassoon on Fri Mar 05, 2010 at 08:15:25 AM PST

  •  While we are at it (2+ / 0-)
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    slippytoad, GrogInOhio

    Let's kick 'em in the nuts when they are down.

  •  So you would have caved to Japan after 12/7/41? (0+ / 0-)

    "There is no radical change without blood spent"

    by fourthcornerman on Fri Mar 05, 2010 at 08:31:17 AM PST

  •  Tipped and rec'd for a righteous rant. n/t (2+ / 0-)
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    rb608, Dirtandiron
  •  Maybe this guy had the right idea... (3+ / 0-)
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    slippytoad, buddabelly, tacklelady


    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me InDowntown  Savannah   night before last.

    Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m.  E.S.T.

    I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

    First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The even ing was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

    I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

    After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

    I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

    I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

    Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

    The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

     ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you . but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

    Thoughtfully yours,


  •  I said FIGURATIVELY!!!! Otherwise you think (0+ / 0-)

    Stewart, Olberman and President Obama are assholes, yes?

    "There is no radical change without blood spent"

    by fourthcornerman on Fri Mar 05, 2010 at 08:32:37 AM PST

  •  Democrats need Huevos! (1+ / 0-)
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    As Harry Truman once said:
    "Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."

    "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

    by phastphil40 on Fri Mar 05, 2010 at 09:30:33 AM PST

  •  I am starting to wonder (2+ / 0-)
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    boadicea, Dirtandiron

    if we can talk figuratively anymore.

    As we speak, my wife's life is being threatened by a bunch of kids calling themselves the Confederate Revolution. A few dozen kids spurred on by their parents to form gangs and threaten schools and administrators with guns.

    As we speak police are being called to search the woods in a west florida area for gang members targeting "Liberal Propaganda Centers" in nearby areas.

    This is no joke folks, we Literally have an American Taliban and the GoP is the stepfather of these folks.

    The purest form of Capitalism is Organized crime!

    by KingGeorgetheTurd on Fri Mar 05, 2010 at 09:35:17 AM PST

  •  SNAP!!!!! I like your style (1+ / 0-)
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