Hey man, I just heard like the worst news. They want to make marijuana legal in California. And they want to tax it man. That's totally bogus. There is no way that marijuana should be legal. It is weed man. Weed has always been illegal, as far back as I remember. I'm an independent businessman man, and I have a pretty good business here. And that business is selling pot. And I get like, I don't know, I can get like a hundred dollars a bag if its really good stuff. And then I go out and spend that hundred dollars on a bunch of stuff, like you know tacos, and really interesting shirts that nobody else would buy, and music and stuff. And I keep these places going man. And...wait a minute. I've kind of got the munchies. Meet me after the jump.
So I'm back. Munchies solves. That's not so easy during Passover cause like they make all the stuff I really like out of matza meal and it really sucks. But I got some really righteous kugel and it was excellent. So what was I talking about? Who are you people anyway? What are you doing in my computer? Oh, that's right the whole DailyKos thing. You guys aren't cool. No I mean really, you're trying to give everything away for free or some stuff like that, and nobody has to work and they can still get all the healthcare and weed that they want. That's complete bullshit. This is America man. You should have to spend money on your weed. You can't have weed for everybody because like then you have everybody walking around stoned and stuff and then when they're not feeling well they get to go to the doctor on my dime man. And now you guys are thinking about taxing marijuana.
I got to tell you all I'm thinking of joining the teaparty. Like it is really old fashioned to call pot tea and all that I know, so these must be some really old heads, but I'm with them. It's a party man. Like should be a party. And how is life going to be a party if you have to pay taxes on dope man? It will suck because of the taxes. Why do you think they call taxes dope man - or something like that. So I'm completely against this taxing of pot with the marijuana reform, because what is the government doing with the hard earned pennies that you have been saving up to get stoned. It's like a bunch of jack booted thugs harshing your mello and it just really feels like it sucks man.
Okay, so what I'm going to say - what a minutes - oh yeah, I got it. So it will also bring down the price of pot. Dope dealers spend money man. They buy shit nobody else will buy. Who's going to buy that shit now? And then don't forget about the taxes. What are they going to tax next - it's like you'll be sitting on the beach all like into your trip and some guys are going to come along and say, "What's up with you?" And you are going to say, "I'm having my own tea party." Wow maybe the word tea will come back. And then they're going to say "Give me your money for taxes." Man the teapartiers aren't going to like that. They got guns. I got guns. You have to have guns because somebody is always trying to steal your tea. And you know what, the tea partiers are right that since Obama became president everybody is running around saying I got some Kenyan gold. Totally bogus when they grew it in their backyard.
So I'm starting the Pot Dealers Against Marijuana Reform group - PDAM. I let of the R at the end because it just doesn't look that cool. Who's going to notice. I would have made it a tea party group but a lot of the dealers I know have stopped partying.
Okay then, I want everybody on Dailkos to like send me a dollar and we'll stop this movement to tax marijuana. Live free or...what's the second part of that.
Update: Hey, like I know you do these update things on Dailykos and all and these people have been making comments so I thought I would give you some Dailkos cake. Like about twenty years ago I was toking with this guy, but I'm not sure if his name was Eric Cantor or his name was Eric and he was son of a Cantor, or his name was Ernie. But anyway, we're smoking and he kept putting and I said if you Bogart that joint man I'm going to kill you. And Eric or Ernie got all upset and it was a heavy scene. I know these things are important to you guys, so enjoy, it's a freebie.