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I know I don't need to tell anyone here how important the Census is to our liberal/socialist cause. Like most of you, as a registered Democrat I received nine copies of the Census form from the federal government. And, yes, I studiously filled out all nine, including the question that asked, "If you had to choose a FEMA detention facility location in which to reside, which location would you select?"

I particularly liked the one in Maine because it sounded idyllic. But that's just me.

I urge all of you here to fill out all nine Census forms sent to your residence. As you know, the Obama administration has structured the Census to avoid registered Republicans and Republican-leaning voting areas.

So your full participation is crucial to enacting our agenda!


The more times we are counted, the more control we gain of our government and its profligate spending!

So I urge all who are reading this to fill out and return all nine forms sent to your residence!

If you have misplaced your Census forms amid the cat toys and soiled litter boxes in your smelly basement apartments, please rest assured that Census workers will knock on your doors and ask you to fill out multiple forms, in person, sometimes adding phony, non-existent apartment numbers and addresses to the forms in order to add more Democrats/socialists to the rolls.

Thank you for your cooperation! The importance of this effort cannot be overstated!

If you need additional copies of the Census form to add even more Democrats/socialists to the population count, simply contact the secret number that has been encrypted within this diary and that can be decoded using your Daily Kos Decoder Ring.

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Thank you for reading! And remember...

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."

Originally posted to Bob Johnson on Wed Apr 07, 2010 at 06:23 AM PDT.

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